Happy birthday, hiperkalango! I don't know what noble adventure you're on at the moment, but whenever you earn a rest, please come back to visit us! We all appreciate your work!
Don't forget about Pedestrians, Geno! Happy birthday, to the both of you! I'm still not sure what presents you received, but here's a banana, since it's the least I can give you! However, if you want more things, I'd be glad to fulfill your birthday wish!
I am officially 17 now, it's time to start fresh again, I'm going to let go of the negative things and empty promises of the past, I'm sorry for announcing several DKC projects that either never happen or get half-baked, and I'm sorry for all the childishness of the past.
Let's forgive and forget. (unlike the anonymous, lol)
Because it's my job, I must congratulate both of you anyway. Happy birthday, to mattdog1000000 and Markster! It's nice to see Markster is a new man, but I hope mattdog1000000 has a great life as well!
Happy birthday, Swing King! Although you have left us, I still remember your kingly contributions from back in the day. May you keep on swinging through life!
Happy birthday, romstop and FalsePower! Hope you two do your best today and always, and watch for the new Super Smash Bros. challenger tomorrow! You know, if you feel like doing so!
Ladies and gentlekongs, tonight, we have hosted a Very Special Birthday, to none other than Mattrizzle himself! Over the years, as I'm sure you all know, Mr. Mattrizzle has provided undying support, brutal loyalty, and excellent content to Our Beloved DKC Atlas. Let us all take a moment to thank him and bask in his glory. May he continue to excel in everything he does, whether it be DKC hacking for Master Qyzbud or teaming up with Yours Truly to host a racing tournament for all of you. So, in conclusion, to Mattrizzle!
Thanks! Nice and full now after eating at The Cheesecake Factory with my siblings. We always go there on my birthday because July 30th also happens to be National Cheesecake Day.
Happy Birthday of Great Magnitude Jomingo! For years, you sold your life and soul protecting the DKC Atlas and your country. On befalf of everyone, thank you, and may you experience a great life!
It's funny to think I had just turned 10 when DKC came out... It really doesn't seem like all that long ago. Twenty years later and here I am — still just a big kid.