DKC Atlas Forum

[Super Luigi!]

202. Only Lanky would swim.

[WesternTanager794]

203: Monkeys can't operate coconut guns

[Super Luigi!]

204. There are not many prizes hidden in the ground.

[WesternTanager794]

205 nut pistols don't exist.

[Super Luigi!]

206. Grapes don't make for very good ammo, even if you can shoot them.

[WesternTanager794]

207: monkeys can't "inflate themselves, just like a balloon."

[Super Luigi!]

208. They can't change their sizes either.

[WesternTanager794]

209: monkeys don’t gain powerups with potions.

[Super Luigi!]

210. You can't see in caves.

[WesternTanager794]

211: crocodiles don’t play red light, green light.

[Super Luigi!]

212. They also don't have hair.

[WesternTanager794]

213: oranges can’t be grenades

[Super Luigi!]

214. Pineapples are only slightly dangerous.

[WesternTanager794]

215: watermelons aren’t projectiles

[Super Luigi!]

216. Watermelons also can't heal you incredibly well.

[WesternTanager794]

217: Pineapples don't explode.

[Mattrizzle]

218. A gorilla and monkey cannot be close relatives.

What type of primate are Dixie and Tiny anyway? They don't have tails (a defining trait of monkeys), unless you count their ponytails/pigtails.

[Super Luigi!]

219. Wind cannot blow apes around without damaging the environment as well.

[WesternTanager794]

220: you can’t blast out of cannons with a cannonball too.

[Super Luigi!]

221. There aren't any special switches with your face on them.

[WesternTanager794]

222: or pads you can simion smash (Is that right?)

[Super Luigi!]

223. Barrels with your face on them also don't exist or give you powers.

[WesternTanager794]

224: it is impossible to have total invincibility.

[Super Luigi!]

225. Handstanding doesn't help climb steep slopes.

[WesternTanager794]

226: Tigers can't drive cars.

[Super Luigi!]

227. Girls cannot float through the air.

[WesternTanager794]

228: Crocodiles can’t fly planes.

[Super Luigi!]

229. Gorillas can't operate an aircraft service either.

[WesternTanager794]

230: save barrels don’t exist.

[Super Luigi!]

231. Our friends aren't trapped in DK Barrels.

[Mattrizzle]

232. Orangutans can't walk while doing a handstand. (Monkeys can, though!)

(I realize this is in reference to DK64, but there are some other things in this topic that aren't specific to the DKC games.)

[WesternTanager794]

233: jumps aren’t floaty.
Good one, Matt! I didn’t know monkeys could walk and handstand!

[Super Luigi!]

234. A single piranha likely cannot significantly injure monkeys or an elephant.

[WesternTanager794]

235: Bees can't survive the cold of Gorilla Glacier.

[Super Luigi!]

236. Reptiles definitely can't survive the cold either.

[WesternTanager794]

237: Seals can't spit out ice.

[Super Luigi!]

238. Swords aren't alive.

[WesternTanager794]

239: Bees aren’t invincible except for their stinger.

[Super Luigi!]

240. Cloaks do not throw barrels at people.

[WesternTanager794]

241: ghosts don't wear military uniforms and wear medals.
That we know of at least.

[Super Luigi!]

242. Lava is not boiling Kool-Aid.

[WesternTanager794]

243: Oil barrels do not oscillate of intensity of flame.

[Super Luigi!]

244. Toxins are not lime Kool-Aid.

[WesternTanager794]

245: objects can't be invisible. (In theory)

[Mattrizzle]

246. Contrary to their name, clownfish do not have literal clown faces.

Almost halfway there!

204. There are not many prizes hidden in the ground.

Depends on how you define prizes. There are plenty of things buried in the ground. Fully intact, edible bananas most likely aren't among those things, though ...

[WesternTanager794]

247: Ostriches can't even glide off the ground.

[Super Luigi!]

248. Parrots aren't with you in the dark.

[WesternTanager794]

249:crocodiles don't hold other animals hostage.

[Super Luigi!]

250. Female animals don't look like humans.

[WesternTanager794]

251: crocodiles don't contain bananas.